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Epic Interview: DV

Wed Jul 23, 2008, 10:29 AM
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Tagged by: noone, doing this willingly, but grabbed from :iconmana-maiden:

Rules:
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions
3. Then tag three people.

Characters Chosen ~ Tarek "DarkViper" Learson,

[NOTE: Tarek Learson is my representation online, he is an Assassin by trade, serious when needed, and chill every other time. This interview, should explain some things. Oh yes, he his codename "DarkViper" is usually abbreviated when referred, and thus "DV" is how hes come to be known]

1) How old are you?
DV: hmmm... i think 23

2) Height?
DV: uhh last i checked about 6'

3)You got any bad habits?
DV: I smoke occasionally, the bottle has been kinda friendly lately too. Im also very messy around my living quarters

4) You a virgin?
DV: hahahahahahahaha. no.

5) Who's your mate or spouse?
DV: Alone.

6) Have any kids?
DV: Nope.

7) Favorite food?
DV: Ive always taken a liking to a plate of cheap ribs with some bbq sauce, and a tall glass of milk

8) Favorite ice cream flavour?
DV: last time i had ice cream, i think i liked.. hmm, lets just go with Chocolate. Thats pretty universal, right?

9) Killed anyone?
DV: ...Im an assassin, the fuck do you think?

10) Hate anyone?
DV: Almost all of my clients. They all wants targets dead for the most insane reasons. But hey, thats how i get paid. People die, i live.

11) Any secrets?
DV: Wouldn't be a secret then would it? ;) if i had to reveal one secret about myself, is that im a little frightened of heights, and i hate being rudely awakened.

12)Love Anyone?
DV: No time.

13)-------------------
DV: Well? Gonna say something?

14)Ever slept in all day?
DV: My shift is usually during the night unless specifically instructed by the client. I dont see much sunlight.

15) Favorite show?
DV: Probably the weather network, allows me to make preparations for wind conditions and other factors.

16) Favourite movie?
DV: Leon the Professional

17) Favorite Band?
DV: Anything hard rock or metal, gets the adrenaline pumping y'know?

18) Eye colors?
DV: Uhhh, one sec *looks behind at wall mantled mirror* They're blue.

19) Skin?
DV: Grey fur all over. Im a 1-tone. Its helpful during night missions as i can naturally and easily blend into the shadows. Of course, during mingling to conceal this i usualy wear a white t, but i never leave home without my jacket. Inner pockets for... personal reasons.

20) Fat/Average/Slim?
DV: Pretty slim, allows me to fit into things like vent shafts to get that perfect shot, y'know?

21) Rain, sunshine?
DV: Nightime and Rain. My perfect setting for my hits. Dont even come close to me with that Emo shit, the rain makes noise, allows me to sneak around quicker without getting spotted. the rain hinders my targets vision if i need to get close, plus, should things get hair, theres nothing more epic and exhilarating than a nighttime rain-slicked fist fight.
Plus rain washes away the blood for that 'cleaner' look.

22) Pool, Beach?
DV: Dont much care for swimming.

23) Camping, staying home?
DV: ive been known to rough it in the woods for a vacation or two.

24) Dog, Cat?
DV: Dog.

25) Believe in aliens?
DV: Who?

26) Natural born, or clone?
DV: In this age of technology who really cares anymore. So long as you got a soul whether natural or artificial, your good to go.

27) Car or ship?
DV: Car. Though my beatup POS could use some work...

28) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
DV: I remember this one time a client spotted me approaching him with some chloroform. Fucker had Mace on him and promptly got in the right eye. I was so pissed i body tackled him, slammed his ass through a door, grabbed him by the tail, and flung him though the window. I made alot of noise which isn't professional on my part, oh i also had to get the job done so i jumped out of the window (it was only a story or two up) and landed in the bushes for a softer blow, then executed the little fucker. Then fled before the fuzz arrived.

29) Any unusual things about you?
DV: Ever watched human porn before? damn that shit is awesome. Creatures are very promiscuous and think of things that can make your head spin. Its like its all they think about all day. Hilarious!

30)How much food/drink do you need a day?
DV: I usually get 2 squares of take-out a day, various places, mostly chinese. Them house-cats taste good when done up right *chomps on toothpick*

31)Favourite place?
DV: Dont really have one to be honest, i guess right in my home, in my chair.

I tag: :iconzing: :iconkeonakii: and :iconpunch64:


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w00t! People seem to like this interview. :D

Although I don't know what's up with #13...it was like that when I copyPasta'd it :p

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its not very often i get to tap into the mindset of my character, i figured an interview like yours would help that :)

as for Q13, i played it off like silence XD

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.... I'm gonna murder you for this.. XD

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